Tribute to the champ

for a victory we can't dispute
i write this small tribute

he entered the tourney late
as if it were no big thing
but when he left the competition
he was declared the Burrito King

when he started to fall behind
he quickly picked up his pace
and to prove he wasn't too full
he said "i'll eat your phuckin face"

Matty G was a good competitor
I thought he'd be the one to beat
cant blame him for dropping out early though
he had more tortilla to eat than meat

maybe i could have trained better
maybe i could have skipped that diet coke
at one point in the competition.
i thought for sure i was going to choke

we strutted in to pepinos
four proud competing friends
we exited the back door
wishing we wore Depends

for Orion's trip home
we were genuinely concerned
i think he spent the trip thinking
about the painful lesson we learned

next time, we do cupcakes
or I will sit that one out
when it comes to eating cupcakes
i'll show you what its all about.

congrats to evan
for a job very well done
but when we sit down for cupcakes
It will be no games and fun.

It will be all bizness!! :)

oh, and Melissa can vouch for me that i had 2 scoops of ice cream on a waffle cone right after we dropped Courtney off. If the burritos could have been swapped out for different food, i think i could have kept going. Not saying i could beat Evan though. he did good. Thanks to all the officials and fans for coming out to support a very important(and disgusting) event.